Wow.!!! This is our first group post and it feels so cool. ”Yeah..! Calm down” You’re just as anxious as I am to know who visited heaven and met the angel and what happened after as the topic implies. Just chill, relax and enjoy.
After a long time of ‘Setting P’ with this babe on twitter, she invited me to her house. “Damn I was gonna get laid”,*in Justin’s voice* ‘never say never”. The butterflies in my tummy were flying happily and horses were running up and down without any obstruction. I was so frigging happy.
I got to the junction of this babes house and called her to come meet me. Three minutes later, I saw her on the other side of the road; of course I could recognize her. Heck I view her avatars whenever she changes them and download ’em sometimes. ( ._.). Her boobs were just as big as her twitter avatars imply, but her face… oh no.! Pimple here and there such that I could even sight ’em from that distance. Yeah Photoshop always did that for her. i guessed, and am sure i was right. Photoshop is such a bitch, makes a pimple look like a dimple. *spits* I wasn’t going to fuck the dimples I see in her avatar, I was going for the boobs, so I cared less. :d .
So I was about to cross the road, just like that famous question- “Why did the chicken cross the road?” alas.!!! The fuck I was going to give to this babe provided an answer to the mysterious question.
If the Chicken was Female, We’ll call her a CHICK and why would a Chick want to cross the road? Hmmmnnn yeah, that same thing going through your Mind. “She’s going to get fucked”. LOOL -___-.
Oya Let’s View It another Way.
If the Chicken was Male, we’ll call him a COCK. Dirty Mind, I Meant male Chicken :p. Why would a Cock want to cross the road? Yeah that same reason I wanted to cross the road. “To get laid” *sighs*
So I answered your question, yeah? One more thing, did the chicken really cross the road successfully, or was it crushed by a trailer/vehicle/okada? *Keep your fingers crossed*.
As I was about to cross, I didn’t look out for cars or anything, my brain was on sort of a break. All I was thinking was how to get laid. So, I GOT HIT BY A VEHICLE.
I don’t know how that babe must have felt or what happened after then, all I know is as quick as lightning; I had undertaken a journey from there to heaven which took less than “a blink of an eye”.
Gbooom!!!, I landed in heaven, then I saw my buddy, Gabriel at the pearly gate, and seeing him, I strolled at a leisurely pace to the gate; you see, Gabriel and I have quite a history together, but that is a story for another day I don’t want to bore you with that now ;).
I approached Gabriel, and the following conversation ensued;
Me: Wassup, my nigga
Gabriel: Heyo!, homie
Me: How’s this job of yours going?
Gabriel: Quite well as you can see
Me: Stop being sarcastic with me dude, I know how you feel, but what can I say, you have quite a reputation for liking to fuck a particular hole at the back of a particular set of creations whom I happen to
resemble, am I right, GAYbriel?
Gabriel: *sigh* Dude, I thought we were past that already.
Me: Oh well, you were the one who pulled it up. So, how’s my “going in” through the pearly gate?
Gabriel: Walk in
Me: I’m going in *in fat joe’s voice*
Just like the vampires, if they’re not invited in, their legs can’t get an inch into the building. They’ll be stuck like hell, which was how it felt when I tried to respond to Gabriels “Walk in*
Gabriel: hold up dude, seems you’re not eligible for entrance into the gate
Me: WTF!!!!, LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, stop playing, nigga, I ain’t no sinner.
Let me in, mayne
Gabriel: Apparently, it seems there are a few “sins” which are listed here as committed by you
Me: Woah, You mean the most high was actually keeping tabs on me, WTF!!! *Rozays Grunt and Voice* Huh.! Amma Boss.!
Gabriel: Well, If you have nothing to say, I shall proceed to read them to you:
1) You dissed a chick on twitter
Me: WT!!!, Oh, you mean that boob-less chick, well, I apologized to her via DM later on.
Gabriel: 2) You acted Gay to a brother on twitter By Using The Wink ( 😉 ) and Kiss (:* ) Smiley To Reply Him Plus You Used The Tongue Out Smiley ( :p ) and “*rme*” too.
Me: *rme* Dude, you don’t want to be starting on me, know how many fucks I gave to you!, I mean, you can’t even count ’em anymore, *so puhlease*
Gabriel: 3) You raped so many follow buttons on twitter
Me: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, brah, that ain’t even a sin, I mean, those guys needed the follow-back, and by the way, you see, my follow button was raped more than I did.
Gabriel: 4) You downloaded lots of nudes and porn and ‘wanked’ to them wasting Future Generations in the bathroom.
Me: You know, I never had the chance to give a girl a fuck, so what am I supposed to do, rape a girl? Huh? a nigga’s got to satisfy his needs.
Gabriel: 5) I saw that picture of you on Face-book, that was so fucking naughty.
Me: GAYbriel! you just fucking cussed plus which of the pictures are you talking about? I have over 700 pictures on that dead site.
Gabriel: 6) You replied chats and tweets with “LOL” “LMAO” “LMFAO”, “ROTFL” while you had a straight face on.
Me: But Gabriel Love a nigga has to make some people especially some girls feel like they’re funny. Its *Setting P 101* mayne
Gabriel: Boy! you’ve sure got your defenses in place, right?
Me: Well, what can I say? I came prepared, now, let me in…
Gabriel: Dude I’ll do you a huge favor, go back to earth, forget that fuck you were about to give and write a very boring blog about your experience here.
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